Quand une note dans l’immeuble annonce qu’il n’y aura pas d’eau chaude demain entre 6h et 23h
Quand elle me dit que ses potes et son frère, sont de très bons amis à “il”.
In today’s #Catfish ”I am in an online relationship with an international successful model that I have not met in person...
^ that whole game
when i sliced open my avocado to find it wasnt ripe after craving it the whole walk home from the grocery store
When a guy tries to use a pick up line on one of my friends.
The Phrase of the Day.
Today an unemployed friend offered to fix my resume for me. What I said: “Sure!” What I was thinking…
When my gay friend tells me he is dating a 21 year old.
Someone on OkCupid asked me who Teresa Giudice was…
I was all,